friendzone joke

redpowergirl:

How many friendzoned guys does it take to change a light bulb? Doesn’t matter. They’ll just compliment it and get pissed when it won’t screw.

kimkardashingthroughtthesnow:

when u hold the door open for a girl and she doesn’t want to suck your dick

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slorestgreen:

My problem with “females”:
I’ll be the first to say that I love looking at cringepics. But I’ve noticed something with a lot of these “nice guy” posts that’s weirding me out. Instead of using “girls” or “women”, some of these people will consistently use the word “females”. I was talking to one of my friends about it, because we couldn’t seem to figure out why someone would actually talk like that. A little bit later, we came up with a hypothesis: these “nice guys” use “females” because a female is all they are to them. A specimen, or a sexual counterpart. They don’t refer to them as a girl or a woman because they’re not thinking of them as people. That’s such a gross concept. I dunno, maybe I’m overthinking this and “nice guys” just like to show off their ability to look up words in a thesaurus (also a very real possibility).

slorestgreen:

My problem with “females”:

I’ll be the first to say that I love looking at cringepics. But I’ve noticed something with a lot of these “nice guy” posts that’s weirding me out. Instead of using “girls” or “women”, some of these people will consistently use the word “females”. I was talking to one of my friends about it, because we couldn’t seem to figure out why someone would actually talk like that. A little bit later, we came up with a hypothesis: these “nice guys” use “females” because a female is all they are to them. A specimen, or a sexual counterpart. They don’t refer to them as a girl or a woman because they’re not thinking of them as people. That’s such a gross concept. I dunno, maybe I’m overthinking this and “nice guys” just like to show off their ability to look up words in a thesaurus (also a very real possibility).

Do you understand
There’s nothing above me, baby
Do you understand
I stand higher than anything you’ve ever seen
Jonny Craig - The Lives We Live

crunchybastards:

Sigh. This fucking song man. Never heard anything more god damn accurate.

Hahahaha wtf

Hahahaha wtf

I find you to be particularly lovely
Anonymous

Thank you ☺️!

ethiopienne:

Make Your Move is an effort from Missoula’s Intervention in Action Project, a group of community organizations dedicated to ending sexual violence. Its campaign’s goals are to: 1) Engage men and women as allies to prevent sexual violence by increasing awareness and education about the dynamics of sexual violence and 2) Encourage bystanders to foster healthy non-violent relationships and interrupt attitudes, language and actions that support sexual violence.

fxckthedark:

you can have 2!

My little sister is fucking awesome

athomewithlana:

pxxies:

self-respect is my respect for myself

i could as well suck 3 thousand dicks and still respect myself so shut the fuck up

Hell I would respect u for sucking 3 thousand dicks

tsarcasm:

kawahbunga:

konysenpai:

FUCKKKKKKKKKKK
Stoled it off facebookz

GOLD

PLEASE

tsarcasm:

kawahbunga:

konysenpai:

FUCKKKKKKKKKKK

Stoled it off facebookz

GOLD

PLEASE

I am not fucking getting fat again for nobody. I didn’t lose weight to put it all on again. Gym tomorrow. And strict diet. No excuses